Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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