playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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