That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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