the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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