Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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