I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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