How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm both gender and math confused
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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