Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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