i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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