dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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