if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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