Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I need you to use more vowels.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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