hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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