Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
