I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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