I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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