dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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