just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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