I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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