uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I came so hard my ears popped.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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