Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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