She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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