I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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