My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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