Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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