Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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