lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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