Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize