i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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