He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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