I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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