Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
