i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
