she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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