Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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