I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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