Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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