Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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