why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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