Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Two words: nipple clamps
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