only if we run a train.
done.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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