If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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