She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My life is pants optional.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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