so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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