I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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