Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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