READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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