about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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