..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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