All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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