We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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