what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he was CRYING into my vagina
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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