Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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