I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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