after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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