pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
